Showing posts with label Impetus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Impetus. Show all posts

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Independence or in-dependence?


The saffron, green & white colors sparkled as the royal cloth which was embellished by a big blue wheel tried to push the wind and raise itself amidst cheer and hustle bustle on a usually quiet Tuesday morning at my college. People smiled and congratulated each other 60 years of Republican life. I noticed that the flag tried hard but could not battle out the wind; it was not upright and in fact never so, since I have ever seen it. Eyes were glistening as I imagined the triumphant valor with which the loyalists had fought to give us the Republic. This year there were not many events. I wondered whether people had slowly got used to the ritual every year.
As I fell into my reverie, I heard some teachers discussing household stories, while some patriotic songs were being played. Classical singers were singing meticulously with technical perfection, but they were half note off the key of patriotism. As their lyrics were chanting praises of their nation, they were aware of their cousins sleeping soundly in UK or returning from their offices in US. Some teacher was talking about how difficult it was to tell the household lady to come today since some guests were expected for lunch.
Joshi Sir was complaining that many students were dozing off this year, and some others who were there marked their attendance and gleefully joined their friends at the nearby restaurant. I recognized Prof. S.K. Verma , our maths teacher’s sleepy voice when he said ‘Being a holiday, it’s the best time to visit relatives.’ One retired teacher didn’t agree much since her son and daughter-in-law had taken the 4 days to enjoy their beach vacation to Konkan….’ she began describing the beauty of Konkan. Some teachers were yawning in between… And students cared less. While I could actually visualize Mister and his wife coming back, making the best of their ‘long weekend’ looking as happy and proud as the patriots who made us Republic.
Back home, I had hunted for the definition of ‘Republic’. A form of government in which the head of state is not a monarch [1] (the second meaning is funnier!) , the people (or at least a part of its people,hehe!)[2] have an impact on its government. Wikipedia laughed at my ignorance! But the problem was that little did smart Wiki know that more than 1 billion people in my country were still ignorant of this meaning.
Meanwhile, our saffron friend was perched up the sky and could not agree more with my thoughts. I realized that it was a holiday and celebration for us, but for him it was a ritual every year. For over 60 years he had battled the winds of poverty, destitution, inequity. Storms of change pushed him down. Corruption, Cruelty & and Politics tried to block his way. Illiteracy ignored him. Still he managed to keep his head up. Furthermore he was bent down with the weight of injustice, inequality & discrimination. Inspite of being risen in the largest democracy in this world, our friend had no voice. Where was his freedom to speak, express & change? The part of the public who had formed the republican had never represented his concerns. And with the little remaining life in him, he held the pride in being called the honour of a developing nation.
‘Ma , what did we get Freedom from?’, asked the Kulkarni maam’s daughter. Her mother was lost in thought.
The national anthem rang clear. And the whole audience stood in rapt attention till it ended. (this is the only privileged moment when you don’t feel the population of the country!) With every word of the national oath, I realized that all these years we had celebrated freedom from an individual; our minds were still fettered. As the peons started distributing sweets, the public started dispersing back to their life of depending on their so-called ‘independence. 

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Famous Mail From My Friend

 Hello..Gyz n galz....!!!!





It really feels gud after being d part of d college which hs not only provided us with job
but also hs gvn all of us a bunch of gud frndzzz..... .!!!

So......
Hi....Frndzz. .......
Infact V R "COMPSKIEZZ.. ...."
Hw z d Name...
(Do Send me ur Viewz......! !!)

U'l b surprised2knw ths tht.........
V actually hv attracted d Best f d Companies in Software Arena....

Various Cmpnies whch v hv appeared for.......

                      Impetus Technologies. ......
                      L n T Infotech Ltd.........
                      Accenture... ......... ......
                      Perot Systems Ltd......... .
                      TCS......... ......... ......
                      Cognizant Solutions... .....
                      Tech Mahindra Ltd......... .
                      Infosys Technologies. ......(Infy Rockzzzzz... ..)
                      SafeNet..... ......... ......
                      Sapient technologies. ......
                      I-Flex...... ......... ......
                      Satyam Computers... ........

                       
Letz Start frm d Beginning... ...

Hw Did All ths Started..???

It all started frm d month of February whn Mr.Pawan Dahiya...came2our Class n announced bout
HCL Technologies Ltd.,Noida.. ..vstng our College during d Last week f March....... Infact
he set d date as March 23rd,2006... .......

Tht Wz d Beginning f Dreamz Cmng true4our Class......! !

N V all were vry Shocked n were taken by a Srprz......tht it wud b 2 erly4us2 actually feel it
cmng so Erly......

At tht momnt......
It wz all Chaos in our Class....All wr talkin bout Hw wud it b possbl4us2actually prepare4d
recruitment process..... .

Our Placement Session Wz actually gvn a green Signal...... .frm tht Dy....

Hence......
Scenario f our Class chngd......
V actually wr more Wrrid thn bng careful n ready4d "D" Day...

Ppl started thr prepn frm d wrd "Go" n whole mnth f Feb wnt on in doing prepn4HCL... ..

"Par Main Tyaari Nai Kr Rha Tha...."

Thn cam d mnth of March...

N it wz lik....dnt hv wrdz2explain ths....
I thnk all f us mst hv flt lik ths........

N thr wz A BAD NEWZ.......
HCL Tech. Has cancelled itz Visit2our Campus....4 so mny rsnz....
Bt I thnk it wz mainly due2us refusin thr call2visit our cmpus mch erly thn d March 23rd.....

Aftr gettin ths Newz HCL cnclling itz Recruitment Prgrm in Our College.....
V all wr shttrd...(Nt all..Bt Most f us..did fl Bad...)
All wr Blaming our T n P mmbrz.......
Mmbrz b Kaun the Us Wqt....

Our Vry Own Cheeka.....( Saurav Singla)
            N
Mangla Saab........ ....(Ankush Mangla)

Par unka asli kaam to Sirf Mny Collect Krna hi Reh Gya Tha......
Rmmbr V paid Rs.200 f d T n P Fund.....

Kya Krte..???
Saale Collg Waale hi aise the.....
Aur hm sb ne paise diy b...
Btaao Mjh Jaise Knjus ne b Diy......
Mjhe to Aaj b Wo do Rs.100 k notez yaad hai..(Krraare Krraare Note The Wo...)

Thn Came Mr.Deepak Garg.......
I lv ths Man......
Sachhi..Me.. .
Is Insaan ne Kbi b Hmara Cnfdnc Km nai hone dia...
Hr wqt,Hr pal....ye Hmein Kehta rha Ki Hm Saare k Saare plc ho jaaege....
Aur Aakhir me Hmaari Jaan...Deepak Ki Baat Sch Hui.....
Aur Hm Saare(Approx. ) Plcd Hai.....

Aur isi Daauraan.... ..
Hmaare Collg ko LIET,Alwar.. .se invtn aaya.....
Ki.....
"Impetus n L n T Infotech Ltd.... Ye do Cmpnzz....Unk collg me Joint Cmps K Liy a Rahi hai...

            Impetus - March 27,2006
            L n T Infotech - March 30,2006
(Srry if Thz Dates r nt correct..coz i dnt rmmbr d Xact Datez.....)

N V all wr feelin a lttl bttr aftr gettin shock of HCL pullin Out......
Infact it wz a Face savin Act 4 our T n P Cmmittee.... ..

So...Prpn startd4thoz 2 cmpnz.....
V all wr gettin serious bout our prepnzzz regardin Cmpnzz.....

Aisa Lg Raha Tha ki......

Jaise Hwaaoon..... .Ka Rukh Badal Rha hai......

Most f Us Lft4Alwar on 26th of March......in daylite.....

Saurabh Kukreja....Hmaara Apna Messiah....as usual Hmaare saath (Main,Tarun aur Gaurav..)
k saath na Aake...
Bjaay..Ldkio k saath aaya......
Kyuki Wo Jaanta Tha Agr Wo Mere saath aaya to.....
i wud hv stolen d show....amng d Galzzz...... .!!!

Jst Kiddin.....
Hez Gem f a Frnd.....
N M lcky enuf 2 hv a Frnd lik him......(Buss Aur Jhuttiiii..Taarif nai Kr Skta Kuke Teri...)

To Hm Kaha The.....
Hm the Alwr...Hainaa. .???
Sachh Btaau to Hm Saare hi itne Serious Nai the Alwar me aane waali Cmpnzz..ko lekar.....
Wo isliy ki......
Hmein Lg Raha Tha ki Ye to Off-Campus Hai....
Hm to On-Campus Job Lege...Apne Collg se....
(Hm b Ktne Buddhu the....Kbi Kbaar Soch Kr to Hssii..hi a jaati hai..Naii..? ?)

Aur 5-6 hrz l Journey k Baad...Aakhir hm po..ch gye...
Alwar.......

Alwar po..chne k baad....Hmaara Pehla Kaam tha...
Stay Krne k liy Rum Dhuundna.... .

Bdkismti se V(Me.Tarun,Gaurav, Kanuj,Mukesh) landed up in Khandelwaal DharamShaala. ....
at Rs.20 per day...(Ktna Sasta Tha Na..??)

Fir Hmaari MukkaLaat Kuke se Hui...Jo Hmaari class ki Sundariyo k saath...
Aggarwal Dharamshaala me thera hua tha....

Pr usne to Hmein Apne Rum me Bulaaya Hi nai....
Bulaata b Kyu..Wo..??

Shhayd Is Swaal ka Jwaab dene ki Zrurat hai kya..??
Sbko Ab tk to pta Chal Hi Gya Hoga....!!

Movin Further....

Came d Day.....27th March...
Aur Hm Khndelwaal dhrmShaala K Swatchhhh... bathrum me....Naahane ki Tyaari Kr Rahe The.....
(Kya Khaakh clean The Wo BathRumzz... ...???)

Ek baat Aur Usi dhrmShaala me hmaara Diplomchi Grup b Thera hua tha....

Mazze ki Baat to Ye thi..ki...
Waha Paani hi nai a raha tha.....
Aap Sb Jo Aggrwal dhrmshala me reh rahe the smjh skte hai ki..
Khndelwaal Dhrmshhalla me rehne waalo k kya haal hue hoge.....
Life me Pehli baar Kisi Cmpny k liy appear kr rahe the..Aur Wo b Bna Nahaaye.....
Pr jaise Taise Hm Saare Dry Clean Ho hi Gye.......

Hmne Naashta Kia....Hanumaan Dhabe pe....
Aur Waha pe khaaye Praanthe..(Mattar waale..) Thy wr nice....
Aur fir..V catchd up d Bus to LIET,Alwar..
N...V wr at d Collg.....

Aur waha pe Hmaare Cheeka Ji aur Mangla Sahab Kch List Wgaira chck kr rhe the....(I dnt rmmbr..)

Saare..bcche lge hue the..Tyaari krne me.....
Mjhe Kch Buks Yaad a Rahi hai..Jo maine Bchho k Haath me dekhi thi....
          OOPs - Balaguruswami. ....
          Data Structures - TanenBaum... ..
          DBMS - Korth.....
Aur Pta ni kaun Kaun c.......

To shurru hui...Impetus ki Ppt......
Ek Kaala Sa Bnda....(Ktna Gnda tha Na Wo Dikhne me.....??)
Ek chotte se rum me Bitha Dia Bchho ko..Grmi me.....

Sbse Bdi baat to ye ki..
Sunny ko jagah nai mili thi..Bhaitne k Liy.....
To Wo Mere uppar hi Bhaith Gya......
haaye Re Wo ppt k 30 mins to mere liy buss....!!!!

Ppt k Khtm hote hi...
Shurru ho gya Written Test......

Ppr haath me aate hi........
Aisa Lga ki jaise Main kaun c Duniya me Aa Gya Hu.....

Pta ni Ppr Kin standardz... pe bnaaya gya tha..???
Saala Koi nb Sbjct nai Chorrha..... TOC,CN,DBMS, Discrete Structures,C, C++ n mny mor........

Wo din To Bs Uni ka Jis k Tukke Chl Gye.....
Aur Yahi hua....kch Selectd bchho ka hi Wrttn Test clear hua......
Result Aaya 4 bje....
Aur Jo shrtlst hue.....

    Gaurav...pandit( Saala DhrmShala me Bhaita tha Jb result aaya..)
    Tarun....
    Mangla...
    Deepak...
    Hitesh...
    Amit.....
    Cheeka...
    Manjeet..
    Shuchi...
Aur Yaad Nai A rahe....hai. ....
In Total Thy shrtlstd 42 studentz.... frm all d collgs....

Hmaare Gaurav ji ka Sbse Pehle Intrvw tha...
Aur Wo MahaShyy dhrmShaala The.....
Aur as usual Late po..che Intrvw me...Aur isly uska Intrvw Aakhir me Hua.....
Sbk intrvwz Achhe Hue the....Kyuki Jo Shrtlst hue the..wo saare hi tchnclly Sound the....

To intrwz Khtm Hone k Baad Ab intzaar tha...Resultzz ka.....
Aur Wo aaya b.....
N It wz a mixd one......
Thoz Who slctd wr.....
  Shuchita Bhardwaaj... .
  Hitesh Verma....... ...
N thre wz Huggin n Hootin goin ovr all ovr d plac.....

Pr us di ek cheez galat b hui.....Ki.. .

Gaurav Aggarwal ka Naam b announc kia Gya...
N i wz Fst one2hug him4his success.....
Pr Saala Wo Gaurav Kisi aur Collg ka Nikla......

Aur Us Wqt to buss........ !!!!!

v all wr chanting thr name.....
Hip Hip Hurray.....
Murthal Rockzz...... .
Ye kch hm chant kr rhae the Us Raat......

Thy wr d First one2taste d success frm our class....... whch thy'll rmmbr their whol life.....!!

Aur Usk baad to kya tha......
Ki..Buss Saare k Saare Jhut Gye L n T Infotech ki Tyaari me......
Yaha Tk ki main b.........

Aage ka Safar Aap sbko Zrur btaaya Jaaega.....
Lekin Usse Pehle....

Main Un Sbke Reviewz Chaauga..Jo Impetus k Wrttn clear hone k baad.....
End me Select na ho ske..Ki Unka Intrvw Kaisa Gya Tha..??
Impetus K HR personzz..ko Jee bhr k Gaalia Nkaal skte hai Aap Sab......!!!

Aur Unka B......

Jo selected the......(Shuchhi h Hitesh...)
Waise Ye Dono to is Wqt Trip pe Gye Hue Hai......
To Aap Aate hi Zrur Iska Jwaab Zrur de....

Wht cam up First in Ur Mind whn Ur Name Wr Calld out in d Final List..????

To...
Is ka Jwaab Aate hi...Main Aapk Saamne Rkhuga.....

Impetus se L n T Infotech Tk ka Safar......! !
Tb Tk k Liy......
Bbye......n Take care......!!

Aur Hr Article k Saath saath...

Main Aapko...Cmpnzz se relatd kch newz b deta rahuga......

So..Movin on.......
Is Series ke saath jo Bonus hai..Wo hai....

I wz jst wondering thru d various sitezz....regarding d status of various Limited Companies whch
hv visited our campus for Recruitment. .........


--- Sandeep Maggu